ねこのこたつ

The window to join ねこのこたつ is 13:00–17:00 UTC, when it averages 0 concurrent players — well clear of its 0-player round-the-clock average. It bites hardest at 13:00 UTC, averaging 0. Outside it the city empties: across 17:00–05:00 UTC it averages just 0 players, so an off-peak login means an all-but-empty server.

Its 128 slots are far more than it uses: when anyone is on it, it averages 0 players, and the busiest single moment of the week reached only 1 — 1% of capacity. Day to day it barely moves: across those 7 days its daily averages stay within 500% of each other, so this is a settled population rather than a spike.

That puts ねこのこたつ ahead of 0% of the 42,427 FiveM servers ViceHub tracked consistently this week, ranked on peak concurrent players. That is measured from our own five-minute checks, not from anything the server claims about itself.