haha

The window to join haha is 19:00–22:00 UTC, when it averages 1 concurrent player — well clear of its 0-player round-the-clock average. It bites hardest at 20:00 UTC, averaging 1. Outside it the city empties: across 23:00–07:00 UTC it averages just 0 players, so an off-peak login means an all-but-empty server.

You can walk straight in: when anyone is on it, it averages 0 players against 5 slots (9% full), and even its busiest moment of the week, 2 players, left 60% of the server free. Day to day it barely moves: across those 7 days its daily averages stay within 517% of each other, so this is a settled population rather than a spike.

That puts haha ahead of 48% of the 42,308 FiveM servers ViceHub tracked consistently this week, ranked on peak concurrent players. That is measured from our own five-minute checks, not from anything the server claims about itself.

haha loads 10 resources (a lean build), and none of the usual framework cores — ESX, QBCore, Qbox, vRP — are among them, so it is running standalone or on a custom base, with pma-voice for voice and ox_inventory for inventory.